Caller: Is Husband's Name there?
Me: May I ask who is calling?
Caller: Is this the same Husband's Name who went to high school in Nearby Suburb?
Me: No, sorry, you've got the wrong Husband's Name.
Caller: Is he chubby?
Me: (giggle) No.
Caller: Does he have red hair?
Me: (sigh) No.
Caller: He's not chubby with red hair?
Me: No. And we'd be grateful if you'd stop calling.
Caller: (surly now) Geez. You don't have to be so mean!
Me: (sigh, click, yawn) I've got to move the phone to your side of the bed.
Though we have not yet reached the same conclusion, the repeated late-night inquiries are clearly a dead end. For some reason - even though we've asked - he hasn't crossed our number off his list of possibilities. And, despite the annoyance, we've never bothered to go the extra step or two that might finally put an end to this conversation - adding caller id, screening our calls or even pretending to be a chubby redhead, delighted to hear a voice from the past.
I've wondered about the unfinished business the caller has with an old classmate. Is he hoping to reconnect with someone who had been a close friend? Is there an unresolved argument or unpaid debt that, for the caller, rears its head late at night, demanding resolution?
I have my own well-worn list of things that can occasionally keep me up at night - church folks I should check on, financial worries as our oldest visits colleges, conversations I wish I'd had with my dad, my growing dislike for our kitchen cabinets, an ominous noise the car has been making. My grand solutions, all of which seem so plausible in the wee hours of the morning, seem to disappear like smoke in the light of day.
What keeps you up at night? Do you have unfinished business to tend to? Are there folks from your past you'd be glad to hear from again? Who do you call for help?
